Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Anne and the LBC Guy

Went to LBC a while ago to send the CDs, containing the entire season five of Desperate Housewives and some episodes from season 4, which I burned for Anna. I should have sent her the CDs last week but I had a problem with one of the episodes (btw, it's still a problem. can't seem to figure it out). Long delay, I know.

So there.
I went to LBC (Malolos Branch) with all the CDs in plastic sleeves. Yes, I decided to go for CD plastic sleeves and not CD cases because: first, it's cheaper and I've got LOTs of those in my drawer and second, I've been buying DVDs and CDs online for more than a year (eBay) and all the DVDs and CDs which I ordered came in plastic sleeves lang din. So knowing that there's nothing wrong with that kind of packaging, I settled for that one. But Mr. LBC Guy-slash-All Knowing had a problem with it...

Mr. LBC Guy: Miss, saan papunta ang CDs?
Me: ParaƱaque.
(Mr. LBC Guy handed the form)
(I filled up the form and handed it over to Mr. LBC Guy)
Mr. LBC Guy: Anong laman ng CDs?
Me: TV Series.
Mr. LBC Guy: Ano nga ang laman?
Me: TV Series nga.
Mr. LBC Guy: Personal na video ba?
Me: Hindi. Downloaded. TV Series nga dbah? Desperate Housewives.
Mr. LBC Guy: Hindi ba porno? Katrina Halili?
Me: Hindi. DUH. (Yes, I said that.)
(Mr. LBC Guy looked for LBC plastic na swak dun sa size ng CD)
Mr. LBC Guy: Miss, wala ka bang box? Kasi baka ma-bali.
Me: Huh?
Mr. LBC Guy: Kasi, baka mabasag yung CDs mo.
Me: O edi, ilagay niyo sa box, dbah?
(Mr. LBC Guy looked for a box)
Mr. LBC Guy: Ay Miss, wala na pala kaming box na ganon.
Me: O, ano namang gagawin ko ngayon?
(Pissed. I swear, the guy is getting into my nerves)
Mr. LBC Guy: Ah Miss, ganito. Lumabas ka tapos may makikita kang tindahan...
(Didn't even allowed him to finish his sentence)
Me: Huwag na nga. I-cancel mo na lang. Ang dami mong arte. (Shouting!)
(Sabay walk-out)

Leche.


Dear MR. LBC GUY,

You want a box? Then fine, get a box. I don't mind paying for extra charges since I think, you're just after that lang naman talaga. But again, you find it since you're the one who suggested that bright idea dbah? Huwag mo akong utus-utusan up to the point na palalabasin mo pa ako under the 3PM sun just to get a freaking box? Pwede ba. Oh and btw, let me tell you that I'm not pathetic or lame to burn porn videos in CDs then send it to someone. Common sense, man. Do you think I'm that kind of person who will waste money for that? Think, man. Think.

Let me ask you, mahirap bang intindihin ang salitang: TV SERIES. DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES? Tell me, anong mahirap don?

PS: Clean your ears. I think you've got a hearing problem.